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Joke of the Day

"People commonly believe that Jesus died a virgin, but I heard he got nailed right before he died. Blasphemy."

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"very good joke Two friends: - Hey , for my son in his new job he feels like a fish in water . - That makes? - Nothing.."
"What do you call a Jew who gets beat by women? Bernie Sanders."
"You know what a vegetarian will never get? A Spam."
"Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro."
"A roman walks into a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please!"""
"(for this tweet pretend you've heard of the 1999 French film ""Human Resources"") Human Resources 2: This Time it's Personnel"