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Joke of the Day
"Do her by the ocean. Beaches love crabs."
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"Every time my Father in law gets trashed, he asks if I've lost weight... So naturally I bring a bottle of scotch every time we visit."
"I like sleeping outside. No hobo."
"I lost my phone when it was on vibrate I guess if I loved it so much I should have put a ring on it"
"I used to have a dog named Ass. RIP Ass"
"If my husband asks, we took a lit course together in college"
"I wish ""friends with benefits"" meant your friends paid all of your bills."
"What do you call a bulimic tree? Sycamore!"
"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? To find a tight seal"
"best sunscreen ever... Xbox 360"