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Joke of the Day

"A roman walks into a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please!"""

"A blonde has a BS in Science... Bullshit, isn't it?"

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!"

"How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb? A what?"

"Why was 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 had some PCP and was going ape shit!"

"What's Hitler's favorite board game? Gas Who?"

"I hate when I shoot someone with finger pistols but I forgot to take the safety off so nothing happened and NOW IT'S SO AWKWARD :("

"My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, ""Sher, pa"""

"what did the cannibal get when he showed up late to a dinner party A cold shoulder"

"[1st date] -I'm a fish whisperer. Wow, what does that mean? -*whispers* Fish. Oh... Haha um what do you- -*whispers right in her ear* Fish."