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Joke of the Day

"The person who invented the word fuck was probably tapped on the shoulder while they had headphones on."

"I just became a Catholic recently... I still don't understand why we have to keep sitting down, standing up and kneeling. I wish the priest would just pick a position and fuck me!"

"I got two packs o' sugar... Call me Two Canes ^I'm ^sorry."

"""Sir you can't bring a whole cake into a movie theater"" ""What if I cut it in half?"""

"Be careful - too much sex can result in a balled spot."

"What's the difference between the Polish and polish? No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you"

"A network engineer goes to the doctor...... He told the doctor, ""It hurts when IP"""

"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"

"Cop: You were speeding so I'm going to be giving you a ticket Me: Ooh, could I win something Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike"

"What's the Wifi password in a mosque? AllahIsTheOne2345"