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Joke of the Day
"what's the healthiest thing about eating a wheelchair? The vegetable."
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"What do you call a blowjob from a ginger? Redhead"
"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."
"Why did the Priest cross the road? Because he crosses everything."
"What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes."
"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them."
"What do you say to a woman who didn't shave for a funeral? O-bitch-uary."
"Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt? Because he was a medium"
"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived.. ..with animals in his heart."