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Joke of the Day
"Sarah Palin is going to Haiti? Haven't these people been put through enough this year?"
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"Dios mios! A: You shouldn't say the lord's name in vain! B: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!"
"I have patio furniture in the friend zone."
"me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm"
"When I refer to old relatives passing away I never say ""RIP"" because I don't wants them to rest. I want them to Zumba."
"(Q)...... What was the difference between Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky's dry-cleaners? (A)...... Clinton wouldn't come clean."
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."
"In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing ""Duke"" sweatshirts are actual dukes."
"I'm ""yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood"" years old"
"The only thing i understood from Interstellar [spoiler] that the fifth dimension is a FUCKING BOOK CASE"