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Joke of the Day
"In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing ""Duke"" sweatshirts are actual dukes."
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"Why do they call it the XBOX 360? Because you turn 360 and walk away!!"
"Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men."
"The best part about being single is only having to say ""I'm sorry"" to the dog."
"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."
"What idiot called it endangered ocean population instead of deficiency?"
"Ultimate confusion What is the ultimate confusion? Two gay guys in a hottub full of sausages."
"Who would kick The Rock's ass in a fight? Paper."
"My man wants me to understand him better so I'm not getting my mustache waxed this month."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She Gagged."