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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."
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"I know a lot of clever jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over peoples heads."
"Son, we don't play Hungry Hungry Hippos for ""fun."" We play it to learn how friends turn on each other in moments of desperation and scarcity"
"Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he's in my belly and he has to go where ever I go from now on..."
"Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president? She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility."
"Spent an hour by my wife's grave God bless her soul, she thinks I'm digging a koi pond."
"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"
"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."
"Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."
"Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering."