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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar ""Ouch!!!"", he says."
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"What is the best way to fuck a girl with no arms or legs? Throw her in a lake."
"Have you heard about the insomniac polymath? She could do ALMOST everything with her eyes closed."
"Surgeon: I'll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles] Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend"
"TIFU in a hot air balloon ... It was amazing."
"You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with ""but in a good way""."
"A man walks into a doctor's office completely naked except he's wrapped in saran wrap... The doctor takes one look at him and says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"How does an Arab farmer find his goat in the sand dunes? Very satisfying."
"When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other? Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side."
"Teacher Johnny: Use the word HARASSMENT in a Sentence... Johnny: I was in Love with a girl and.. Her-ass-meant a lot to me"