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Joke of the Day

"Dios mios! A: You shouldn't say the lord's name in vain! B: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!"

"In the US they make you take an IQ test before they give you a badge and gun. If you pass the test, you don't get the job."

"They say money can't buy happiness But it can buy a boat and invite happiness over for the weekend."

"What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases."

"My neighbor has 2 dogs... Their names are Rolex and Timex They're watch dogs."

"There are probably fewer bees around now because a lot of them are still in prison for murdering Macaulay Culkin in My Girl"

"a pastor, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. he orders a drink...."

"""I see,"" said the blind man, pissing into the wind. ""It's all coming back to me now."""

"What belongs to me but is used the most by others? My ex-wife"

"TIFU by trying to catch fog I mist"