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Joke of the Day

"The only thing i understood from Interstellar [spoiler] that the fifth dimension is a FUCKING BOOK CASE"

"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing."

"I just plugged in a USB cord on the first try. My wife is in for a treat tonight."

"Q: What kind of tree grows in your hand? A: A palm tree."

"A good will gesture . . . A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? KANYE WEST - Beyonce should have crossed the road, not the chicken!"

"What did the left nut say to the right nut? That guy above us is a real dick"

"Stress? Don't talk to me about stress. Some of my favorite TV characters are currently in truly sticky situations"

"My girlfriend's reason for leaving me was because she still hadn't found what she was looking for I replied with ""oh, U2"""

"A knock on the door... Hello, my name is Forbertus. I m here to fuck your daughter. Dad: For what????!!!!! Forbertus"