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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner? Cellfcentered"
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"I save a lot of money on all my tooth extractions by engaging in street fights.."
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"I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas. ""You'll die too,"" I say. ""9 lives,"" my cat whispers, lighting a match."