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Joke of the Day

"It's not that I'm suicidal but jumping off a building onto a trampoline held by firemen sounds like so much fun."

"Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies? They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business."

"A mugger jumps out in front of a university student... ...and shouts ""your money or your life!"" The student keeps walking, and says ""Sorry mate, I'm a Computer Science student. I don't have either""."

"Whats long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"I broke up with my Gym.... We were just not working out."

"Why couldn't the bike stand up on it's own? Because it was two tired."

"Did you hear about all the Pokemon that died in the fire? All that was left was Ash"

"A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. ""Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."" ""I don't have a headache."" ""Gotcha!"""

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but give a fish a man and he'll be like WTF is this I ordered worms I can't eat this"

"What musician has the hardest instrument to play? A Tromboner."