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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a happy Kia owner? An optimast."

"Chuck Norris already counted up to the infinite... Two times."

"I told my dog to bark. He said, ""howwwl loud."""

"Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy."

"wanna hear a really bad joke Go to r/jokes and go to the new category"

"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."

"I'm white, but not applying SPF 100 listening to Mumford & Sons in my Subaru while at soccer practice after a nice quiche for brunch white."

"What's green and says ""hey I'm a frog""? A talking frog! Stolen from ""Friends"" still hilarious."

"Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth? Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound."

"How do you make holy water? You take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it."