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Joke of the Day

"Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in? That's how you set the bar high."

"New York City is the only place where sound travels faster than light. I always hear the horn before the light turns green."

"Why arent the americans playing chess? ...they are missing two towers."

"I wrote a short story about some angry fruit... Its titled ""The Wrath of Grapes."""

"To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday..."

"I've started a business building yachts in my attic Sails are going through the roof!"

"I don't understand why people are so upset about Harambe I mean, gorillas get shot by white cops all the time."

"I haven't spoken to my wife in months... We're not having any problems, I just don't want to interrupt her."

"If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents."

"I'm pretty Gouda cheesy jokes And I bet you Swiss I had another."