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Joke of the Day
"What's a Shamans favorite beverage? PeyoTEA."
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"I grew up on cartoon violence So naturally, when I fight, it's a giant dust ball with stars and exclamation points flying about"
"Why are monkeys such great friends? Because they're prime mates!"
"My wife and I finally finished baby-proofing the house. Let's see that baby try and get in here now."
"What's the #1 cause of pedophilia? ...sexy kids NOTE: Don't let this note, my acct. name, and the fact that this is only my second post interrupt your comedic ~~enboyment~~ enjoyment"
"Mom: ""Why are you always on your phone? What's so great about the internet?"" Me: It doesn't constantly ask me questions"
"Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money."
"""Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks."" --William Shakespeare (i think)"
"Yeah, I knew Shakespeare in college. Typical neck bard."
"What do you call a disabled man in the hood? A Kripple."