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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off"
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"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base 3"
"We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control."
"What pdf reader do Jedis use? The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader"
"Whoever said, ""there's no place like home for the holidays"" clearly hasn't been to my house."
"Why do baby birds love Amy Schumer's comedy? They can't handle anything that hasn't been consumed and regurgitated."
"In America they have stand up comedy... In the Balkans we have Sit Down Tragedy."
"Eminem had his own version of Bing Bong. But then he Forgot About Dre"
"You ever wonder why Sewage workers are so depressed? They're always down in the dumps"
"Is that dress white and gold or black and blue? Either way, it's refressing seeing a debate about color in America that wasn't started by a cop killing someone. @NatBaimel"