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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off"
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"Nice beard bro looks like you just ate a bunch of lollipops then made out with your cat"
"I always think of doing things for charity. Then, I get back from making a sandwich and I see there are 43 new tweets. Sorry, starving kids!"
"What's the difference between David Lee Roth and Snoop Lion? David Lee Roth was in Van Halen Snoop Lion was in a van in halen"
"I went to Premature Ejaculators Anonymous but nobody was there. I guess I came too soon."
"Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? She's a Woman.... No, Seriously, it's cause she's dead."
"Hid my daughters ipod in my other daughters room cause they've been getting along lately and there's nothing on tv tonight."
"Look all I'm saying is Harry Potter could have defeated Voldemort much faster with the use of drones"
"What do you call a sad state? Missouri"
"The Mets got Royally screwed...."