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Joke of the Day

"Whoever said, ""there's no place like home for the holidays"" clearly hasn't been to my house."

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't murder if they had it comin'!"

"What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !"

"What would New Zealand be called if it had a fascist government? Not Zealand."

"Grandma, the words are very similar, but you ""butt dialed"" me. You didn't booty call me."

"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."

"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack (Sorry for wasting your time)"

"It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative."

"prophets this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!"

"I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone charger about 5 feet longer..."