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Joke of the Day

"Why do baby birds love Amy Schumer's comedy? They can't handle anything that hasn't been consumed and regurgitated."

"What's the difference between 69 and 6.9? 6.9 has period."

"Wife: Do you want some dinner? Me: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"What do you call a gushing keyboard? sqwerty"

"A friend of mine offered to tell me a joke using the UDP protocol, but then warned me I might not get it."

"Why did the Police hurry over to the Black Lives Matter Riot? To beat the crowd!"

"Why don't witches wear underpants? To get a better grip on the broom"

"A turd walks into the doctors office... and says, ""I feel like shit."""

"I was thinking about how duckling is our word for little ducks... so I canceled my order for steamed dumplings."