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Joke of the Day
"What pdf reader do Jedis use? The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader"
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"Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."
"""Daddy?"" ""Yes?"" ""What are you doing?"" ""Writing a fictional conversation so I can post it on Twitter."""
"What's the dirtiest thing ever said at a gay bar? ""Excuse me sir, do you mind if I push in your stool?"""
"What is the best way to watch the ""Saw"" films? In bits and pieces."
"I was walking through a cemetery, and I saw a guy crouched behind a gravestone, so I said ""morning"", to which he replied ""no just taking a shit""."
"Why did the orange move to veggieland? So he could live in peas and hominy."
"I heard that Auschwitz had to ask people to stop playing Pokemon Go. Which is weird, because they have the same slogan. Gotta catch 'em all."
"Why are black people always wrong? They have no rights."
"I bet Taylor Swift still believes in Santa Claus."