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Joke of the Day
"We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control."
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"My doctor told me I had the airport flu. He says it's terminal."
"To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !"
"This is a baby horse: it can walk 4 hours after it's born This is a baby human: don't touch its head wrong or you'll bonk its brain"
"Just got confessed to today... Congratulation Just!"
"[March 15] Brutus: Going 2 the senate? Caesar: yeah u? Brutus: yep it'll be killer Caesar: how so? Brutus: like cool u know rad senate stuff"
"""What a nice doggie."" ""I'll have you know it's not a doggie but a pure bred."" ""YOU HAVE A DOG MADE OUT OF BREAD??!!!!"""
"What's the opposite of a basic bitch? An acidic bitch."
"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!"
"What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist? A sociopath sees people as things; a buddhist sees things as people."