201010

Joke of the Day

"People always say that obesity runs in their family... I don't know about you but in my family obesity waddles in my family"

"My mother in law:did you put the weight on? Me:no...actually I've lost some. You should have seen me month ago. I looked like you"

"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa goes down the chimney"

"Jokes 1. Something said in the pursuit of laughter. 2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after. 3. A noun you expect commands no respect. Root word ""jocus"". This limerick: disaster."

"So I've Been Making this Joke About Alkaline Metals Recently... I'ts been getting a lot of good reactions!"

"My doctor says my emoji use is keeping me young."

"So i worked at the USPS...I'm apparently not the ""man"" for the..... the sub its named for."

"Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike."

"A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery. She texts him She texts him : ""your new vehicle has been launched"". He replies : "" is it with gear stick or automatic?"""

"Confucius says: good to meet girl in park But better to park meat in girl"