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Joke of the Day

"A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery. She texts him She texts him : ""your new vehicle has been launched"". He replies : "" is it with gear stick or automatic?"""

"Teacher: ""Your composition on the assignment ""My dog"" is exactly like your brothers... ...did you copy it?"" Boy: ""No, it's the same dog!"""

"Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca"

"What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote."

"What else was the man with two penises thankful for? Being ambidextrous."

"What do you call a 12 year old protein? A pretein"

"Failed my biology test today: They asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the correct answer."

"Funny things to say after loudly farting in a public toilet I'll start with a couple I've heard: ""Systems check cleared - ready for drop..."" ""Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."""

"What's drier than toast without butter? My sense of humor."

"Why are blowjobs referred to as ""giving head""? ... because it's the only way for women to get ahead in life."