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Joke of the Day
"Your mom is so fat Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirits up."
Next Joke
"Congratulations, outspoken atheists! You've made not having a religion into your religion!"
"I am starting a sanctuary for oversized marine mammals. It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees."
"What brand of underwear do zombies wear? Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss"
"Knock Knock Who there? Control freak Contro... Now you say control freak who!"
"[lightbulb store] owner: ""what watt can i get you?"" me: owner: me: owner: ""did i stutter?"" me: ""i dont know"""
"They say men think about sex every seven seconds. That's complete BS. We never stop thinking about sex."
"Mad Man Wife: How would you feel if I die? Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you? Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!"
"at library ME: This book wasn't helpful at all! LIBRARIAN: Why? What's the problem? BIRD: [mockingly] ""Why? What's the problem?"""
"Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !"