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Joke of the Day

"My doctor says my emoji use is keeping me young."

"I made eye contact with a British boy today and quietly asked ""Are you Harry Potter?"" and he and his Mother did NOT think it was funny."

"What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor? You stop laughing and shoot him again."

"I've been trying to stop making that's-what-she-said jokes But it's so hard."

"Wanna hear a joke about Reddit? This thread has been locked by the moderators due to excessive off-topic posting. [M]"

"My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.... She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."

"Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop"

"I was dating a midget but I had to break up with her. She never really grew on me."

"What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day? He gets thor arms!"

"What's a three letter word for Hell? DMV."