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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa goes down the chimney"
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"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A ""Roman"" Catholic"
"Why are cows lazy and fat? Because they don't like to mooooooooooooove."
"You know, it occurs to me that my ceiling fan is inherently indecisive... Any time I ask it a question, it only ever responds with ""HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"""
"How does Tom Brady like his soda? Flat."
"How does a skeleton solve a problem? With the bare-bones approach."
"Today a tiny hat was convicted of murder... They say he finally just broke down and con-fezzed to the crime."