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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa Claus? Santa goes down the chimney"
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"Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore..... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."
"I got an email from Olga. She thinks I'm sweet & ""longs for finding a special person for serious relations"". So there's always that."
"What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes? PETA"
"What do you call a crushed angle? A rektangle."
"Guys, don't worry, the glass ceiling already broke 78 years ago! It was called Kristallnacht."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change anything"
"Someone just posted an article on Facebook and said ""file this under sad."" WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE FILING EVERYTHING"
"WELCOME TO GYM. [5gp] WOOD MUSCLE // [10gp] LEATHER MUSCLE // [50gp] IRON MUSCLE // [100gp] WISTFUL MUSCLE // [999gp] DESOLATION MUSCLE"
"If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it? Restaurants can't have sex you moron."