20101

Joke of the Day

"HER: do u have a condom ME: u bet [whistles] [an eagle flies thru the window & drops off a cat] H: holy shit M: ya sometimes he brings cats"

"""Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"""

"Sometimes I forget I'm from Florida and then I remember when I was 9, my dad had me drive the golf cart so he could get drunk on the course."

"Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days"

"What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine? He develops LEPTONspirosis."

"cop: the perp was found with red paint on his fingers, so i guess you could say he was caught.. *looks at camera* why is there a camera here"

"*runs thru a couple holding hands like it's the finish line of a marathon."

"Why did Hitler pass out? he saw the gas bill"

"Musicians with no advertising budget can simply name their band Missing Cat."

"What do a married guy and a single guy have in common? They both think the other one gets laid more."