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Joke of the Day
"*runs thru a couple holding hands like it's the finish line of a marathon."
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"Forget sex positions, has anyone found a reading position that doesn't get uncomfortable after about 5 minutes?"
"Two rednecks are sitting on a porch... ...watching a dog licking itself. One redneck says to the other, ""Boy, don't you wish you could do that?"" The other replies, ""That dog'd bite yooouuu!"""