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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler pass out? he saw the gas bill"
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"What do you call a prostitute who's upset about gun control? A sandy hooker"
"The elephant asked the camel: ""Why do you have your breasts on your back?"" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: ""What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."""
"Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb? IT JUST DOES, OK JERK?!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!"
"What is the worst way to find out you just came into money? via sticky notes"
"Genders are a lot like the twin towers. They have a habit of going down on each other when things get hot"
"You know Coca Cola's newest advertising campaign in russia? Under each seventh cap - **vodka**!"
"What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family."
"What did the woman say after 5 guys came on her for a porn video? Thank you all for coming!"
"Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!"