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Joke of the Day
"Musicians with no advertising budget can simply name their band Missing Cat."
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"I have almost 120,000 miles on my office chair."
"""I think you should hire a contractor. . .some of this looks load bearing."" - me, when asked to ""raise the roof"" at parties. . ."
"Why did the wee duck hide in the cupboard and give the other wee fuck a fright? For the quak"
"My friend likes to make carvings of people of religion in his spare time. You'd like a punchline to this, wooden jew."
"My teen was complaining he had no clean clothes so I asked him what he thought he should do: ""Uh, go buy new clothes?"" Have kids. It's fun."
"When I bend down to feed the cat she leaps onto my back.When I try to stand back up it's the saddest tiny rodeo you've ever seen."
"What career is a perfect ten? Forensics"
"What do you call an abortion at Hogwarts? *Avada kedavra!*"