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Joke of the Day

"What do a married guy and a single guy have in common? They both think the other one gets laid more."

"Include a snapshot of Doge the dog with your #resume. When asked about it during the interview, reply ""What do you meme?"""

"I think it's pretty cool Chinese people made a language made entirely out of tattoos."

"FROSTY DIVORCE Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake."

"[Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes? Twilight Gap *badum tsss*"

"Other silverware probably hates the large spoon that wears skinny jeans, Keds, and thick rimmed glasses. Nobody likes a hipstirrer."

"Before I watch any new network comedy, I say to myself ""This better be filled with diversity."""

"Tried using a time machine to go back to my wedding day & talk some sense into a much younger me, but I got the date wrong."

"You are a lioness and I am your lion.. ..now be a good lioness and bring me some food!"

"Joke :Doctor patient joke Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery? Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?"