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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a seizure you have while mining? An ore spasm."
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"I stopped writing poetry when I realized their only value was to threaten to read them to people if they didn't do what I wanted."
"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."