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Joke of the Day
"This autographed Bible isn't authentic, unless Je$u$ is actually how he signed his name."
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"What's your best math/science pick up line?"
"It's hard following a clown act My girlfriend dated a clown before we started going together. I've got some pretty big shoes to fill."
"Atoms are what make us all Matter:)"
"What is the best part of having Alzheimer's? You`re always meeting new people."
"Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote."
"""I decided I wanted to be a ninja so I googled ""Ninja School"", followed the link and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School"""
"I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting."
"Your girlfriend should never be jealous of another woman. Instead, you should do your best to make other women jealous of her."
"Did you hear the one about Sandusky at the beach? A father walked up to him and said, ""get out of my sun!"""