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Joke of the Day
"What do xbox services and prostitutes have in common? They both take my money then go down on me"
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"Where's the school for the blind? ... It's hard to see."
"Q: What's an archeologist? A: Someone whose career is in ruins."
"I'm not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch"
"What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt."
"What is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm."
"My perfect score friend is allergic to alcohol He can't take anything that is less than 100percent"
"your mom is so stupid.... when I said it was chilly out she ran out the door with a spoon"
"Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste."
"Why are magnets so arousing? They're very attractive."