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Joke of the Day

"When a couple I'm friends with splits up, I always choose sides with the one who won't ask to sleep on my couch."

"You hear about the fishing prostitute ? Heard she was a real hooker."

"I'm not surprised you had a facelift..but it looks like you are."

"If you ask a police dog if he's a good boy, legally he has to tell you."

"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"

"Rhetorical is still a word, right?"

"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month!"

"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"

"I'm always on my ""Best"" Behavior...It just so happens my Best Behavior isn't very good!!"

"If you ever get attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the juggler."