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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear? You suffer from pickled hearing!"
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"What did the ghost say on December 25th? Scary Christmas!"
"Just been informed the man who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"My girlfriend told me I need to spice things up in the bedroom... So I told her I would cumin her pussy. (That joke only works sometimes because it's seasonal)"
"Knock Knock. Christmas. Who's there? Oops, looks like Christmas came early this year."
"If my wife is any indication, then we need a woman in office to get this country back on track. For years, she has been creating work out of nothing for me."
"Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)"
"Let's vote the pool water off that celebrity diving show."
"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ"