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Joke of the Day

"If my wife is any indication, then we need a woman in office to get this country back on track. For years, she has been creating work out of nothing for me."

"What's the right age to tell an adopted child it's a highway?"

"Before he was a footballer, Messi used to be a stand-up comedian He had to quit because his jokes kept flying over the audience's heads."

"How do you know that Hindu woman is into you? Her diode starts flashing green."

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent P!"

"I swear, the next person who pisses me off will find out very quickly that my threats are empty."

"Guy : Damn Girl, are you a newspaper? Girl : No, Why? Guy : Because there is a new fucking issue with you every day."

"What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common? They are both being screwed by a person named Kim."

"""What's green and eats nuts?"" ""Syphilis!"""

"I hope the last season of ""Lost"" will finally reveal if Jar Jar Binks wears boxers or briefs."