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Joke of the Day
"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ"
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"Do you know what comes after the ""just the tip"" argument? Balls.."
"Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist."
"People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!"
"People who hum in public must be blissfully unaware of how close to death they are at all times"
"What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving? I liked the leftovers before they were cool."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... when they see a little boy walking towards them. The priest says, ""Hey, let's go fuck that little boy over there!"" The rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"What do you call a mexican who last his car? Juaquin."
"Instead of dropping Charlie Sheen, shouldn't Hanes keep him on to promote their Wife-beater Tees?"
"I decided to write down all the pieces of classical music I want to play before I die... ...it's my bucket Liszt."