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Joke of the Day
"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pump kin."
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"Thank you student loans for getting me through college I don't think I can ever repay you."
"What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? ""Attention Basingers"" hahaha"
"When does the narwhal bacon? Ellen Pao needs to resign immediately."
"I hate when people leave their shit in the bathroom I don't know what's so good about the showers. The toilets are right next to them!"
"If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook... It's your own fault for not making it offensive enough!"
"You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food."
"I know a mathematician who can't afford lunch. He can binomial."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile"""
"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells"