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Joke of the Day
"What do hillbillies do on Halloween? Pump kin."
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"What do you call a bear that's questioning their sexuality? A bipolar bear."
"Therapist has suggested yoga, for a calming, alternate state of consciousness. But its to much easier just to drink."
"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."
"Did you hear Buzz Lightyear was arrested? He was charged with battery."
"People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face."
"Small town gynecologists... I bet they spend a lot of time looking up old friends."
"What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!"
"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"
"Old lady across from me in ER waiting room just asked me, ""So are you sick?"" No, I'm just here for the free CNN."