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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me I need to spice things up in the bedroom... So I told her I would cumin her pussy. (That joke only works sometimes because it's seasonal)"

"What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common? They both have their trunks in the front."

"How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Give her a basketball and tell her to read it."

"A liberal wins the powerball! Millionaires and Billionaires aren't so bad now after all!"

"Health tip: There's never a 'safe' time to shake a teenage boy's hand. Never."

"Where do rabbits learn to fly? The Hare Force"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... hot, blonde, and with extra room for cream. :-)"

"What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ? Crossfit."

"My friend's son wanted to be a ""Super-Pirate"" for his birthday... But after running against the door he discovered that even a ""Super-Pirate"" only needs one eyepatch"

"I walk away from auto-flush toilets like movie stars walk away from explosions"