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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart blonde? A mircale"
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"I hate being the walking dead. I wish I could be the driving dead. Even the bus riding dead would do."
"I was invited to a party... The dress code said ""black tie only"". But when I got there, I noticed other people had worn shirts and trousers too"
"ME: *robbing bank* More like, I'm BANKing on you not tripping the alarm! Haha! TELLER: Haha! COPS: *tackling me from behind* Haha!"
"What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving? 1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise"
"Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !"
"Why do u wanna work at Burger King? *imagines killing the Burger King & taking my rightful place as king* ""I haven't taken my meds in weeks"""
"Have you seen the features on the next-gen iPhone? Just google 'Galaxy S4 reviews'."
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors it's just something I could really see myself doing."
"A man walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"""