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Joke of the Day
"We've all been there. In your mom, that is."
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"Apparently my neighbor down the hall doesn't watch porn. She came over 20 minutes ago asking I could fix her sink and I'm still fixing it."
"What do you call joke told by a duck? A wise quack."
"If you enjoy sitting around and doing nothing, I'm your girl."
"On your own, it's just near impossible to scrub your own back which is why a shower wall made entirely of loofah would really come in handy."
"Breaking News:Will.i.am has eye removed. Now he's just Will Am (I'm sorry it only works in speech form)"
"Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life."
"Why don't tennis players ever get married? Because love means nothing to them."
"Bill Clinton is working at a newsstand. A woman asks him ""How can I buy the New York Times?"" He replies ""Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it."
"how much wood would a wood chuck if Bruce Willis is the Ghost"