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Joke of the Day
"Dads... Are just a bunch of mother fuckers"
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"I love kids. When they're adults."
"Spent the entire day milking a single almond."
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"What do most people wear to court? Law-suits"
"How do crazy people get through a forest? They take the psycho-path!"
"What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear? Free Willy"
"What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? ""I think we're in sink."""
"I date waitresses so I can ask them if everything is ok when their mouth is full."