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Joke of the Day

"Bad: I saw my girlfriend's name and number on a couple of men's bathroom walls.. Worse: It was in her handwriting..."

"Have you heard about Michigan's music scene?? I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)"

"More like ""Arsey Cola"""

"A pen and a pencil race. Who won? The Pencil. He lead from start to finish."

"My approach to life drives nihilist philosophers crazy... ...but it's beating a dead horse."

"How does Sean Connery shave? Control + S"

"At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic"

"[Jokes] The three girls LOL FUNNY!"

"What do you call a phobia of chainsaws? Common sense"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I've never had garbanzo bean on my face."