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Joke of the Day
"I designed a website for orphans. There isn't a homepage."
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"What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination? Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
"[marriage counselling] Her: he always thinks he's talking to me on CB radio Me: I don't, over Her: It's over Me: It's what? Over"
"How do you get a blonde pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."
"Coke is just cherry coke after it's lost its virginity."
"It's funny how you can tell when someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you."
"Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner? Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin."
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you."
"People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away."
"'...um....' - the first cow ever milked"