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Joke of the Day

"Which sea creature is the most determined? Any fish that is swimming near a dolphin, because then, it swims with a porpoise."

"Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old."

"""Why don't you trust me?"", she texted both the guys simultaneously."

"If Twitter has taught me anything it's that the best career choice is divorce lawyer."

"Splinters are woods way of sexual assault They can go deep inside you, and the bigger they are, the more it hurts."

"One time my dad caught me smoking an e-cig so he took me out to the shed and made me smoke an entire VCR."

"What do you call a belt made of dollar bills? A waist of money."

"Despite all the hype, it was a mistake hiring a homeless personal trainer. I've been high in tent city training every day, but its not helping with my goals."

"Never end a sentence with a preposition For example: The boy had no one to play a preposition. Wait... I think I gave two examples above."

"My wife and I were happy for 22 years...... Then we met!"