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Joke of the Day

"Never end a sentence with a preposition For example: The boy had no one to play a preposition. Wait... I think I gave two examples above."

"""i like a woman that's loud in the bedroom"" *wife smashes a bulldozer through the bedroom wall with 2 air horns blaring* ""damn i love you"""

"Interviewer: So, Floyd can you give us amateurs some tips in the ring? Floyd: It's all about speed and quick reaction time- This Joke has been removed by 'Fine Brothers Entertainment'"

"I was so close to a threesome last night... I was only missing 2 people"

"They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken."

"Dance like no one is watching! Comment like you don't live in your mom's basement!"

"Dams. The only thing that holds back liquid better... Is the idea of using a port-a-potty. ""Look, I know my pants are brownening and getting wet, but I'll just wait forever -- I CANNOT go in there."""

"As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too."

"*shakes the ATM like it's a vending machine*"

"'I am your God, and now it is night!' I say as I turn the fish tank light off."