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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I were happy for 22 years...... Then we met!"

"Girls wait for the perfect guy: Disney's fault. Guys wait for the perfect girl: Playboy's fault."

"Remember, you are statistically more likely to be killed by a donkey than a plane crash. [Donkey Pilot turns and does throat slit gesture]"

"Lying is a sin! I heard a woman lied to her husband about sleeping with another man. Now there's a whole religion over it."

"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"

"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up her ass"

"Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin? They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm."

"Long ago I got my first job as a circumciser. The pay was not much but I collected a lot of tips."

"The AutoZone guy said my battery was out of juice but he didn't say which kind so I'm going with kiwi strawberry."