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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were happy for 22 years...... Then we met!"
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"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They are both stuck-up cunts."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? ""P"" because it's an R that lost a leg."
"New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives. I'll decide what is ""fresh"" and ""natural"" and ""like a real girl"" thank you very much"
"So a suicide bombing instructor walks into his classroom... ...and says, ""Okay, I'm only going to show you guys this once..."""
"Who's the best grammar Nazi? Adolf Hitler's grandmother."
"Where's the best place for a horse to grow up? In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me."
"I was throwing banana peels at other cars because I'm out of turtle shells, officer. Duh."
"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."
"I don't understand why people can't just check their kids at the airport with the rest of their baggage."