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Joke of the Day

"Despite all the hype, it was a mistake hiring a homeless personal trainer. I've been high in tent city training every day, but its not helping with my goals."

"Hillary Clinton could be the first f president I was going to write female but the emale got deleted."

"I'm sick of hearing about this World Class chef at Taco Bell. Chefs don't work at Taco Bell. Your weed dealer works at Taco Bell."

"How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The change, if needed, will come from within."

"Blind prostitutes. You gotta hand it to 'em."

"Why are Holocaust jokes never clean? Because they're full of Germans."

"I wrote a song about drawing maps, but it never made the charts."

"What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common? Neither want me coming inside them."

"There are so many scams on the Internet now... Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them."

"The rotation of the earth really makes my day."