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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a belt made of dollar bills? A waist of money."
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"If I rule the world first thing I'll do is add a extra day into the weekend right after Saturday.. It will be called Matterday... It won't matter what you do that day"
"Are you an arson and a musician? WOOOOOOOAAHHHHHooOOO, YOUR SAX IS ON FIRE!"
"I tried to upload the superbowl to... Pornhub, but they dont accept rape."
"The gardener asked me what I wanted him to do, I told him to water the plants... He points and asks ""water these?"", I said ""nah man, *pointing* WATER THOSE""."
"You can't go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White's apple and your ex."
"what do you call an italian whore? a pastatute lol"
"What becomes packed between periods? School Hallways"
"What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm."
"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"