200920

Joke of the Day

"Everyone should know at least how to fish... So everyone needs learn to be a master baiter."

"Love is blind, only marriage opens your eyes."

"Why are gay men such bad people? Because they are all fucking assholes"

"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"

"My friend made a joke about terrorist hijacking planes I rated it 9/11"

"What do you call a tree that hates this joke? A face palm."

"I never knew I was allergic to iron... Because after hitting the weights I get swollen."

"Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time."

"What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop."

"I posted a joke via USPS... ...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched."