200920
Joke of the Day
"Everyone should know at least how to fish... So everyone needs learn to be a master baiter."
Next Joke
"Sorry I called animal control about your children but I really think those tranquilizer darts did the trick."
"County lockup has been a lot more fun since they started giving out temporary prison tattoos."
"How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno. Ask the kids."
"Women have eggs and milk in them... And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen."
"What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity"
"My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?"
"My wife likes to quote Soundgarden during sex. ""Won't you come"""
"What is Dracula's pornstar name? Vlad the Impaler"
"Did you hear about the war on diarrhea? It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow."